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Okay, here's the standard boilerplate:
All comics are copyrighted © 2000-2002 by Michael A. Itzoe. All rights are reserved. I mean it.
No portion of this website, including drawings, text or code, may be duplicated in part or in whole
without prior written consent of the author (that's me). I worked hard on this site, so go make your
own. That's what I did. (Do you see me copying any of
Illiad's work? I think not.)
This website was expressly designed for Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 and above. (It mostly works on Netscape Navigator 4.0 and above,
but your browser is going to have some trouble with the dynamic HTML. Learn to live with it.)
It probably won't work on Explorer 3.02. It barely works on Navigator 3.0. If you're still using either of those, you need Ann
Landers to lash you forty times with a wet noodle. C'mon, man, get with the times!
Also, this site was designed for resolutions of 800 by 600 and greater. If you're running anything lower than that, you
either need to get out of the dark ages and buy a real monitor and/or video card, or get some new glasses. (If that
offended you, it was actually written by some guy named Gary Larson.)
If you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to
get a hold of me, you can try sending email to mitzoe@earthlink.net,
but now that I'm famous, I'm too good for you lowly, common folk, so don't hold your breath waiting for a response.
So there.
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